Monday, March 1

VOL 27 NO. 34

 23 February 2010

This Day Tonight

The procedure for lodging an apology with Hans is not fully understood. Don't phone his home number or mobile. The one to use is the work no. 5255 1344. And if the Monday of our meeting is a public holiday, [8th March is an example], phone by noon Saturday.
Bill Penna died in the early hours of this morning, and will be fondly remembered by our older members. He was inducted with me in February 1996, and transferred to Queenscliff RC in 2005.
Registrations for the District conference are still open. For dinner on Friday, or rest-up on Saturday avo., phone John Calnin.
International Womens day will be celebrated by the Geelong Soroptimist club on 8th March. Founded by Paul Harris, it saw our Alison be a member for 25 years.
The Surfside School and the Bellarine Secondary College have both expressed thanks for our help.
Judy Greer has arranged for students returned from the Siemens Science Summer School to address our meeting on 9th March, and reports several possible registrations for forthcoming RYPEN and RYLA events.
Marion Walton reported a possible new member.
If you are not available for market duties on Sunday, 7th March, contact Heather Wallace.
John Paton warned us of our annual involvement in the Queenscliff Seafoodfest on Friday, 2nd April, and preparatory duties on Wednesday, 31st March. We need 20-25 personnel.
The same JP announced his intention to ride 1000 kms.! Alison G thought it was to be on a horse, but I heard that it will be on a bike. Either way, it will be, in my humble opinion, a bugger & a sorebum!.
The Graham Bath Memorial Golf day will be held at Lonsdale GC on Thursday 18th March. For further details and registration, contact Martin Geerings.
Margaret Campbell spoke about the Rural Support Group, aka – Drought relief.
Peter Hawthorne, currently playing golf in NZ, wants us to go Red Cross calling on 16th March.

 

Bellarine Police Community Support Register

Phil Green was our guest speaker tonight, enlarging on the distributed brochure about this important facility in our community and based at the Ocean Grove Police station.

Established in 2006, volunteers man the desk at the Station from 9.30 – 12 noon  every weekday, providing and enhancing security, confidence and a sense of well-being on the Bellarine Peninsula. If you like, it is anelder brother to 'Neighborhood Watch and is a comfort for those amongst us who are elderly and alone or in need of community support. Registration is free, registration forms at the pharmacy.

 

A thought for today

Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

 

ROTAstats

350,000+   The worldwide polio cases in 1988.

1,651          The worldwide polio cases in 2008.

48%           The decrease in the incidence of polio in Nigeria over a 12-month period.

80%           The % of children in Afghanistan who live in polio-free areas.

33               The no. of India's 35 states and territories where there is no transmission of the wild poliovirus.

 

Senior Citizen stuff

Three old guys are out walking.

The first one says, "Windy, isn't it?"

The second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"

The third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."

 

Dolly Parton to headline the Montreal convention

Until your editor read that heading in a Rotary publication, he would never have believed that Dolly would be a keynote speaker at a Rotary World Convention. But she willat the 2010 RI Convention in Montreal, Quebec, Canada, 20-23 June!.

Described as a country music legend and philanthropist, Dolly will speak at the morning plenary session on 23rd June to promote reading among preschool children. She and the Dollywood Foundation's Imagination Library, teamed up with Rotary International to help provide age-appropriate books each month to children from birth to age five.Since its launch in 1996, the Imagination Library has provided more than 23 million books to preschoolers.

In addition, three influential nonprofit leaders are also listed to speak during convention plenary sessions: Greg Mortenson, co-founder of the Central Asia Institute and co-author of the New York Timesbestseller Three Cups of Tea; Jo Luck, president and CEO of Heifer International; and Robert Mazzuca, Chief Scout Executive of theBoy Scouts of America.

Mortenson founded the Central Asia Institute when, while recovering from a failed climb of Pakistan's K2 in 1993, he met a group of children writing with sticks in the sand and promised to help them build a new school. As of this year, he has established or significantly supported 131 schools in remote areas of Pakistan and Afghanistan, providing education to more than 58,000 children, including 44,000 girls. Mortenson's humanitarian work has earned him a Nobel Peace Prize nomination and Pakistan's highest civil award.

Luck became President and CEO of Heifer International in 1992. The organisation provides livestock such as cows, goats and chickens to families who commit to give their animal's first offspring to another family in need. Since 1944, Heifer has assisted more than 10.5 million families in 125 countries around the world!

I am ashamed to say, that whilst I have heard of Dolly Parton, I have, until now, known nothing of those other two speakers and their marvellous projects.        

It's not too late to register for Montreal

 

Notice for the meeting at the Ocean Grove Hotel, 2nd March, 6.00 for 6.30

Speaker  Michael Lewis      Subject  Development plans for Club Grove     Chairman  Geoff Eglin

Assistant Cashier & Thanker   Martin Geerings    Greeter & Assistant Sergeant  John Eyles

Birthdays & Anniversaries    3rd  Tony & Pam Haines    6th   Dick Clay,   Leone Clay

 

A thought for the next day

The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

 

Notice for the meeting at the Ocean Grove Hotel,, 9th March, 6.00 for 6.30

Speakers    Students who attended the Siemens Science Summer School.

                   2  Noel Emselle       Subject    A voyage to the Antarctic     Chairman     Bruce Gilbert                                                                                        

Assistant Cashier & Thanker   Alison George      Greeter & Assistant Sergeant      Judy Greer

Anniversaries     9th   Helen & Richard Trigg

 

Some of us will find this familiar!

A man was telling his neighbour, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect!"     "Really," answered the neighbour, " What kind is it?"    "Twelve thirty…."

 

Three fascinating, but otherwise quite useless pieces of information.

More people are allergic to cows milk than any other food.
The Black Death is the name of an Icelandic Vodka.
Turkeys originally came from Mexico. Their English name comes from the fact that they were first brought to England from Turkey.

 

To phone Hans with a meeting apology, use only 5255 1344.

 

A thought for any time from now

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

 

John Fox,   2130 23/02/2010